Humor: Legend of Matt Bertram: SEO Expert Extraordinaire

Apr 30, 2023

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Matt Bertram

Matt Bertram is a award-winning marketing consultant and SEO Expert. He is the lead digital strategist at EWR Digital. Host of the Best SEO Podcast and Co-Host of the Oil and Gas sales and marketing podcast.

SEO Expert: Matt Bertram

The Legend of Matt Bertram: SEO Expert Extraordinaire

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Matt Bertram. Matt was always fascinated with the internet and how it worked. When he was just a teenager, he stumbled upon the world of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) and was immediately captivated by it.

He spent hours learning about the intricacies of SEO, studying search engine algorithms, reading and writing about SEO, podcasting and experimenting with various optimization techniques. As Matt grew older, his passion for SEO only grew stronger.

He became an expert in the field, and his reputation for being able to rank websites quickly and effectively spread far and wide. In fact, people began to tell stories about him, saying that he was so good at SEO that he could actually talk to Google itself.

According to the folklore, Matt’s clients would come to him with their websites, and he would spend just a few hours optimizing them. Then, he would call up Google, and they would magically rank his clients’ sites on the first page of the search results. People were amazed by his abilities, and he quickly became known as the “SEO Whisperer.”

Of course, this was all just a myth.  Matt was incredibly talented and knowledgeable about SEO, but he couldn’t actually talk to Google (or could he?..)  Nevertheless, his clients continued to rave about the results he was able to achieve for them, and his reputation only continued to grow!

As the years went by, Matt became one of the most sought-after SEO experts in the world. He traveled the globe, speaking at conferences and helping businesses of all sizes to improve their online presence. And even though the stories about him being able to talk to Google were just that – stories – he knew that he had truly mastered the art of SEO and that his clients’ success was a testament to his skill and dedication.